Saturday, February 02, 2008

4-4-4-EIGHT!



I can't get this annoying yet catchy commercial out of my head. Performed by Daddy Yankee.
Maybe it's the heavily accented syncopated reggaeton rap.
The canon ball that blast through the wall barely missing your head
The chorus girls with the final pelvic thrust on the word "EIGHT!"
The Cool lobster guy
Or maybe just because it's on every single frakking commercial break.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I kind of love this commercial. Who thinks of this wacky stuff? So much better than the rocker chick they had singing about cable before.

Thanks for the lyrics, now I can sing it at work instead of just humming.