A Wee Golden St. Paddy's Day Joke

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants and says, "Arrr! Give me a drink." The bartender looks at him and says, "Okay pirate, I have to ask. What's up with the steering wheel sticking out of your pants." The pirate growls and says, "Arrr!, I don't know matey, but it's driving me nuts."

What makes this a St. Paddy's Day joke is that when I tell it, I always screw up the punch line with, "Arrr!, Where's me Nuts?" I'm thinking leprechaun from the movie instead of pirate and I can't get his awesome creepy line "Where's me gold?" out of my head.