LOST Monkey!

Where have I been all these months? Help! I don't know. Where am I? Who am I? All I remember was that I was on my way to New Orleans for vacation when our plane got lost and had to make an emergency landing into a murky swamp. I've been wandering around lost in the bayous evading alligators and giant rats for months ever since. I finally stumbled onto this rusty tin roofed shack that just happened to have high speed wireless internet access. There's no one around although there's still some fairly recently cooked eggs and crawfish on the table. Eggs, hmmm. The sulphuric smell of them jogged my memory. I can now remember my Blogger log in password. I must act quickly. I may never get another chance to blog in to say hi and to let you know that I'm still alive. I'M NOT DEAD YET!