Kelly BLahaaaaaaaaaaaaair!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLY BLAIR!

This is not Kelly.
This is Jeri, the cerebral palsy, comedienne cousin of Blair, from "The Facts of Life." Jeri and Kelly are both funny but Kelly isn't like Jeri.

There were 3 different versions of the opening theme song to The Facts of Life, all cowritten by Alan Thicke.
The most memorable is from seasons 2 through 5:

You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

There's a time you got to go and show
You're growin' now you know about
The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

When the world never seems
to be livin up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out
the Facts of Life are all about you, you.

It takes a lot to get 'em right
When you're learning the Facts of Life ... Learning the Facts of Life.
Learning the Facts of Life ... Learning the Facts of Life.
Learning the Facts of Life.